What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:10

Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”