What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do many men like women's breasts?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.